Captain Obvious to the Rescue

Spotted: Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada

There are times when signs such as this are really quite a thing to appreciate. But do people really need a sign on the edge of NIAGARA FREAKIN' FALLS informing them that jumping off the side might be dangerous?

Marketing genius

Spotted: The Highlander pub, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

"Canada Problems"

Spotted: Tim Hortons, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

I found several Tim Hortons coffee shops in Ottawa, each stocked with hundreds of these leaflets to give away to make sure that no one is left in the dark about this dramatic change to Canadian life.

"Loud" is now a genre of music

Spotted: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Someone please give them the gift of volume controls.