Finish this joke: "A rock star, a gorilla and a monarch walk into a bar..."

Submitted by Stephan Burn and Oliver Knight
Spotted: The Three Kings pub, Clerkenwell, London, UK

The real reason the recording industry is dead

Found this within my friend Ashley's Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow vinyl LP.

Venue hates their customers

Spotted: Rickshaw Theatre, Vancouver, BC, Canada

This is why its best to leave sarcasm to British people folks. Anyone else tries to do it and it just comes off as far too offensive. Saw this inside a gig venue when I went to see Behemoth and Watain.

"Loud" is now a genre of music

Spotted: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Someone please give them the gift of volume controls.